Dog Quotes and Quotations

Some of the dog quotes are funny, others are profound, some are thought provoking and there are even some cute dog quotes so take a couple of minutes to view a selection of Dog quotes especially for Dog Lovers!

The list of famous dog quotes and quotations include totally diverse dog quotes by famous people, poets, authors and politicians including Mark Twain, Samuel Butler, Ogden Nash, Winston Churchill, Robert Frost and Agatha Christie. Some of the dog quotes are funny, others are profound, some are thought provoking and there are even some cute dog quotes so take a couple of minutes to view a selection of Dog quotes especially for Dog Lovers!

• "Dogs come when they are called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
     Mary Bly
   
• "Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window"
     Quotation by Steve Bluestone
   
• "Researches have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words the Researchers can comprehend."
     Unknown Dog Quote
   
• "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."                      Mark Twain Dog Quote
   
• "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
     Dog Quote by Holbrook Jackson
   
• "Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more."
    Qoutation by Agatha Christie
   
• "The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too."
     Samuel Butler
   
• "Even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot Where the dogs go on with their doggy life"
     Dog Qoute by W H Auden
   
• "Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to us, yes, but they haven't been true to themselves."
     Clarence Day
   
• "A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself."
     Josh Billings
   
• "Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot"
     Quotation by Konrad Lorenz
   
• "Animals are such agreeable friends  they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms."
    George Eliot
   
• "A dog's best friend is his illiteracy."
     Dog Quote by Ogden Nash
   
• "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
     Mark Twain
   
• "An earthly dog of the carriage breed; Who, having failed of the modern speed, Now asked asylum and I was stirred To be the one so dog preferred"
     Dog Quote by Robert Frost
   
• "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog."
   Mark Twain
   
• "The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues."    Unknown
   
• "There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog."
     Konrad Z. Lorenz
   
• "Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage."
     Agnes Repplier
   
• "Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you like an equal."
     Winston Churchill
   
• "The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic."
     Dog Quotation by Henry Ward Beecher
   
• "If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people."
     Karel Caprek
   
• "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
     Quote by Aldous Huxley
   
• "Man is a dog's ideal of what God should be."
     Dog Quotation by Holbrook Jackson
   
• "The more I see of the representatives of the people the more I admire my dogs."
     Alphonse de Lamartine
   
• "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
     Unknown
   
• "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
     Dog Quote by Gene Hill
   
• "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."   Groucho Marx
   
• "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
     Aldous Huxley
   
• "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."      Robert Benchley
   
• "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
   Quotation by Sue Murphy
   
• "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
     August Strindberg
   
• "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
     Dog Quote by James Thurber
   
• "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
     Ann Landers
   
• "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."     Dog Qoutation by Robert A. Heinlein
   
• "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
     Ben Williams
   
• "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
    Dog Quote by Edward Abbey
   
• "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."           Unknown
   
• "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."                                   Christopher Morley
   
• "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
     Dog Quote by Josh Billings
   
• "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
     Andrew A. Rooney
   
• "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
     Dog Qoute by Mark Twain